Sprocket

Sprocket the Ram was convinced he was an engineer.Unfortunately, his only qualification was enthusiasm.

He began by inspecting the fence and declaring it “structurally offended.” By noon, he had renamed three rocks as “support beams” and insisted the barn was “leaning emotionally.” The sheep nodded politely, mostly because arguing with Sprocket was exhaustingly pointless.

Next came his greatest invention: a “wind powered motivation system,” which was just him headbutting the air while shouting, “Efficiency!”

By sunset, nothing had been built, fixed, or improved. Still, Sprocket stood proudly in his field, covered in grass, sweat and misplaced optimism “A successful prototype day,” he declared.

The fence remained deeply unimpressed.